- Yeah, you earned them flying - to Denver to meet your whore. Well, she's not afraid to express herself sexually - if that's what you mean.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-hey - A little bit softer now - Oh-oh-oh-oh, hey - Shout now, jump up and shout now.
- Rubbin' up against each other, just a couple of kids who like to fuck, trying to make it honest. Guys, the real enemy here is the institution of marriage.
It's about saying yes to yourself - and saying yes to your future.
Finally, the Wedding Crashers script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson and Rachel Mc Adams movie.
This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Wedding Crashers.
I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. Right now, right now she doesn't know where the kids are, do you? It is an insane pathetic joke, what I've had to go through. I'm so sick to death of you talking about me as a mother - and what I've done wrong! She'd just drop 'em off - with a fireman, you know? I am sick of you accusing me of not being a good mother! The only good idea is to let me and John do our job - and mediate this thing right here. I know it doesn't feel like it, but we're making progress. A bad idea would be to let your client walk outta here today and drag this thing out for another year, wasting more time and wasting more money.