And you're well shot of someone who writes messages in textspeak. We need to get Rockstar to sign up to this to really get the ball rolling  what about you, Crackers?watsons has done the perv profile, mugz the nutjob one, can't you come up with an 'I'm an obvious Bastard' profile?
Clearly total dafties. i'll have to finish off the Jizz Sniper later on after a few joints, lots of bollocks to fill out on the profiles as well as the shite multiple choice questions on the 'POF Relationship Chemistry Predictor' that you have to fill out before proceeding.
I reckon once my account is up i'll be dripping in the finest bristol poontang, nothing gets a single mums knickers wetter than the lure of a MSB figure salary and a couple dickpics shot at complimentary angles I'll filter out the wronguns for you mugz and forward you the cream of the crop As far as i can tell, SMILFs tend to want one of two things.
Either someone to rescue them and support them, or someone to use as a fuckbuddy.
That's fairly accurate Marmz but it only gives me 36 characters :( Communist seeks mutual adoration gig. what about asking some kind of question that creates enough curiosity to make most people want to click on your profile? eh, just searched and there are some lame ones here ( you might be able to plagiarise or rework to fit your own approach also here ( Terrible, terrible! Thought it might inspire you to come up with something better though 'David Walliams seeking Abi Titmuss' is within your 36 characters tho!
Or a slogan rather than a boy seeking girl type of comment ... If coming up with a strapline is holding the rest of the process back, just put one up temporarily and move on to the other bits, you can change it again later This would do temporarily ----Got my first message - "Aww u were doin so well till tht bit abt drugs.
or put the begining of a line that requires further looking at your profile to find the answer My mum always told me that .... eh, just searched and there are some lame ones here ( you might be able to plagiarise or rework to fit your own approach also here ( mum always told me that .... Tell me ur jokin lol x" I put that i do drugs more than 3 times a week.
procrastination, indecisiveness and inability to pay attention to what you're saying!
:\ I'm gonna change that, not because its clearly going to put a lot of women off, but because someone @ work could feasibly chance across my profile @ see that. I wouldn't choose a bigdick username, just choose a random username like Scaley Skin Lover =D If this all goes tits up, I've got a fit mate with eczema who's used to playing away, shoot you her number ;) She's a banger in the sack if you don't mind the @ this thread, good luck mugz...
or should i say ~~..~.~ EMPEROR OF ALL MUGOBIA i'm signing up now as Jizz Sniper with the tagline "i never miss a chin", i already see some potential local victims. does anyone on POF not already have 3 kids Got my first message - "Aww u were doin so well till tht bit abt drugs.
Tell me ur jokin lol x" I put that i do drugs more than 3 times a week.
:\ Don't change it, you want someone who doesn't mind you doing drugs. Lucky for mugz as I'm sure watsons will be only too pleased to pass on his rejects to him =D and lol at 'fanny'.