Red Flag: The guy who brings everything to a screeching halt out of nowhere.
You know that he means well, but every time he shows up, you think “Really? What the fuck, man.” Red Cross Flag: Red cross on the flag, but as a person, square as they come. Wants everyone to be safe, but break one rule and he will crucify you.
Definitely cannot stand people being marginalized for their beliefs or ethnic background.
He is also the guy that flips the table the second you don’t get every girl in the place to sign a consent form. She always yells at you to be careful, that you are going to hurt yourself.
On the one hand, you are glad that she is there, but she always gets in your way.
You are always trying to get something done, and then she pops in to warn you that you might hurt yourself.
Bitch, just let me do my pong dunk off the roof and become a You Tube legend, ok?
Blue Flag: He’s moody as fuck; an entirely polarizing character. He’s a wingman on Friday, and a cock block on Saturday.
It’s because he’s always trying to help someone, but often at the expense of someone else. The guy who lets you know that everything is going to be good, and motivates you to accomplish things.
He’s pretty much Donald Trump – willing to throw the weak under the bus for the sake of the fit, but is often misdirected and has a stupid slab of yellow (toupee) that just refuses to shut up. Step out of line, and you are dealing with this guy. He’s the dude who sees the fat friend who’s telling your girl that it’s time to leave and hops on the grenade so you can make it to the finish line.
Usually sits in the corner and just watches everything from the shadows, but when someone is getting too rowdy, he bounces them out before they can say “Debo”. Checkered Flag: Your mixed race buddy, who is throwing the ripping after-party. He’s got refreshments waiting, and the girls are on their way. From the ashes of the shitty first BRO podcast four years ago comes the phoenix that is the new and improved BRO Show.
You showed up, have had a long night, and as far as he is concerned, your job is done. I went super basic on this podcast, meaning that at least for these initial episodes, it is just going to be me talking about dirtbikes and such.