Anyway, the reason I pulled you all aside…is to show you my penis. So stop expecting us to understand the intricate mystery that is the feminine psyche and just accept the fact that it’s never going to happen. Once you stop over-thinking men and realize that they are much less complex than you are, you can take charge, keep them content and get what you want at the same time. We just can’t figure you out, and all our attempts end in humiliating defeat. Seriously, though, I want to let you in on a little secret—men don’t know shit about women.
You’ll have a lot of fights over the course of the relationship, but when they’re over, they really need to be over.
Throwing old arguments back in his face will lead to loss of trust and ultimately change how he feels about you. If you love him for who he is now, don’t worry so much about the steps he took to get there.
He knows you want to talk about what that bitch said to you at work today or your plans to redecorate the bedroom, but for god’s sake, let him have a beer and stare at the TV for at least half an hour first.
Sadly the online dating world is filled with the not so desirable element of society.
After many years of searching the online dating world and after meeting my now husband through an online dating site, I have narrowed the process down to my top nine things to consider when tackling online dating, successfully!
Online dating is a major learning curve for the uninitiated and can cause more pain than pleasure if you don't enter into it with your eyes wide open.
For every one good one you will meet 10 not so good ones.
Keep your eyes and ears open and trust your intuition at all times and never compromise your integrity, your morals or your safety for anyone.
Fellas, you can hang around if you want to, but you gotta stand over there in the corner and be real quiet. You’re all looking very pretty today, maybe we can go grab a drink sometime—no, shit. And if you need any extra help, I do offer private tutorials. But if you go browsing where he’s been, you’ll regret it. I know that you know this intellectually, but on some level, you may still think you can pull it off. And if you do manage to get it done, he’ll figure it out and resent you for it. Unless he’s leering and drooling, just let it slide. If he wants to do it, and you commiserate with him, that’s fine.
Don’t worry, I’m not gonna hit on your girlfriends and wives, but I got a few things to tell them. But if you’re the one who brings it up, watch the fuck out.
So here’s a list of things that will help you help him to create a strong and lasting relationship with just about any guy. It’s more or less the same for every guy, so don’t think he’s a perv or anything. They’ve been with him for way longer than you have, and no matter how much he loves the regular sex, he’ll sacrifice it if you’re trying to 86 his buddies from his life.